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时间:2020-11-19 16:48来源:网络整理 作者:每日一笑 点击:
Dumpling is it a boy or a girl Answer boy because dumplings are wrapping

 

 

one car come ,one car go ,two car pengepng ,one car die!

 

 

A met B in the street.
A: You is losing your hair so quickly!
B: Yes, because I'm so anxious.
A: Anxious for what?
B: Losing my hair.

A在街上碰到B
A:你怎么掉了这么多头发!
B:因为我担忧啊
A:担忧什么呢
B:掉头发……

 

 

One day,there's two tomatoes was hanging out on the street,but one of them was killed by car,the other one pointed at it

 

 

A man in a plane got up all off sudden and shouted :"HIJACK". The other passengers got scared and put their hands up. Then from the other end another man shouted :"Hi John".

 

 

A bun, walking, hungry, put his eating ... ...

有一个包子,走着走着,肚子饿了,就把自己吃了

 

 


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