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英语司法笑话文章列表 Thuds_英语笑话 A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud &qu……
Three Lawayers and Three Engineers_英语笑话 Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket."How are thr……
There Is a Catch_英语笑话 A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch." &quo……
Is Mr. Smith There_英语笑话 A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firms senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. "Is Mr. Smith there?", asked the client on the phone. "Im very sorry,……
An Honest Lawyer_英语笑话 A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," ……
Donation From a Lawyer_英语笑话 The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the towns most successful lawyer.The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribu……
Lawyer in a Plane Going Down_英语笑话 The pilot on a small plane announced that the plane was going to crash and its every man for himself. The pilot and co-pilot then grabbed two parachutes and jumped out of the plane. The four passenger……
Lawyers in Heaven_英语笑话 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, youre an engineer ... youre in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell a……
A Dead Lawyer_英语笑话 A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girls grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people……
Lab Rats_英语笑话 At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the……
Question and answer jokes_英语笑话 Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You cant get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you ……
Actual stupid questions asked_英语笑话 The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away a……
Consultation fees_英语笑话 A lawyers dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyers office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from……
Thats a real bargain_英语笑话 A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, &quo……
Rules for hunting lawyers_英语笑话
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