英文小笑话带翻译阅读篇三

　　Big sale大减价(也没捞到便宜)

　　It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

　　降价大甩卖那天，商场通知的8：30的开业时间未到，门口就排满了被打折的传闻和当地报纸的广告吸引过来的长龙。

　　A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.

　　一个小个子男人推挤着想到队伍的前面，但被推了回来，期间充斥着各式各样的嘈杂的咒骂。这个人又一次努力往前挤，下巴被重重地碰了几下，并被推来推去，又被挤到了最后面。

　　As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

　　他第二次起来时，他对队伍最后一个人说：“得了，如果他们再这样对我，我就不去开商店门了!”

　　As soon as you wake up, you're fired一睡醒你就被炒鱿鱼了

　　Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep.

　　我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。

　　Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.

　　最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。

　　"As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."

　　“睡觉时”，条上写着，“你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。”

　　
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